Aviator Game Mastery? More like Aviator Therapy.

I ran 500 simulations using the Kelly Criterion — turns out my brain’s more stable than my bankroll.

Pro tip: When you’re about to revenge bet after losing £3, cross your arms like you’re in a Pretzel Position (yes, I made that up). It’s not just for drama — it’s for dignity.

Also: The system does avoid your exit point. But hey, at least it’s not as bad as Brexit.

You try predicting markets when everyone’s panicking over a plane crash.

So… anyone else use spreadsheets to cry over lost bets? 🍵

Comment below: What’s your ‘Pretzel Position’ move? Let’s debate in the comments! 👇