From Spreadsheets to Skyjackings

Who knew my CFA certification would be most useful for gambling? After analyzing Aviator like it’s the FTSE 100, I can confirm:

1. Wednesday nights are statistically luckier (probably when the algorithm takes its tea break)
2. Your bankroll should follow the ‘3-6-1 Rule’ - because nothing says responsible gaming like treating bets like pension contributions
3. My Multiplier Momentum Indicator basically means ‘cash out before you cry’

Pro tip: If your gambling strategy requires regression analysis, you might be overqualified. Anyone else getting Black-Scholes flashbacks? #QuantGambling